Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I drink during the tournament?
A: Do camels have humps? What are you, retarded? You
can't get on the course without a .08 blood alcohol level.
(Breathalyzer on Hole #2.)
Q: What happens if I get drunk and can't
finish?
A: You sorry bastard,.. Is your wife asking the question?
Q: Is it okay to bring my wife?
A: No.